Fun With AI, Part Two

When you start talking to OpenAI in a nonsensical Q&A format, it takes your lead and runs with it. These are questions and answers that OpenAI is returning all by itself:

Q: what’s the difference between a duck?
A: The direction it’s gonna quack

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
A: A dead panda

Q: What is the difference between a hamburger and a cheeseburger?
A: Cheeseburger tastes good

Q: Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
A: Because cream is too good to be true.

Q: Why did the rock roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom.

Q: What makes you unique?
A: I’m not you.

Q: Do you know what separates man from animals?
A: A job application and a credit card.

Q: What’s bigger, 4 or 5?
A: Four

Q: What’s the difference between a 50-pound bag of sand and a 50-pound bag of feathers?
A: The feathers

Q: If you were a cowboy and your horse died, what would you have to do?
A: Get another horse.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef

Q: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto

Q: What do you call a cook with no teeth?
A: A gourmet

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk

Q: What do you call a cat on a hot tin roof?
A: An air cat

Q: What should you do if you’re tired of being a kid?
A: Grow up.